I always just try to remind myself, like, at the end of the day, no matter how much pressure it is to… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Even though I live in New York, I still have this Jersey thing where I feel like I have to prove myself.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've exceeded the expectations people had for me as an unconfident runt who grew up in North Jersey as well as the… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm ugly per se, but on bad days, I have been told that I look like the monster from… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
'What if?' is just about the worst question I can ask myself, and I want to avoid it at all costs for… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I classify myself as a comedian, but I'm one of those comedians who also acts so that I can split the difference… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
