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Best You Quotes by Steven Wright
- Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
- I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think,…
- My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I…
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the…
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
- It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
- There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you…
- You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and…
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
- If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- So, do you live around here often?
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