"If you shoot at mimes, should you use…" — Steven Wright

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"

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This quote is filed under Mimes Quotes, one of 10 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I have known heaven, and now I am in hell, and there are mimes. — Nick Harkaway
Mimes were invented to give magicians someone to look down on — Jamy Ian Swiss
Following directly behind the bier were the servants who would, in earlier times, have been slaughtered at the graveside, along… — Catharine Arnold
I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. — Karl Pilkington
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed… — Jimmy Fallon
It's interesting - a lot of good actors are good mimes. But I'm terrible. If I tried to do an… — Christopher Walken
The odd thing in this world is that an eager-beaver type, with no original ideas, who mimes those in authority… — Philip K. Dick
Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened. — Jasper Fforde
You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a KISS music video — Beavis And Butthead

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