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World Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are…
- Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff.
- Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's…
- I had dreams once. Once I wanted to build the world's longest suspension bridge. But then I found out someone else had already done it.
- I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
- I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face…
- If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort…
- To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next…
- I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding…
- People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is,…
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I…
- It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the…
- It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny…
- Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't…
- Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
- If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be…
- Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing: a better…
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- The Third World is not a reality but an ideology. — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle
- It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the world. — Aristotle
- Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm… — Giorgio Armani
- I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the E.U., between… — Julian Assange
- I think the responsibility lies with the fashion world as a collective. We have to demand more variety. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach