"It's amazing to me that one of the……" — Jack Handey
"It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like…
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Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica…
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It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.
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If you're curious, London's an amazing place.
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Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear.
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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and…
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