Witty Quotes
- When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner
- Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely will at times fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or… — Joyce Brothers
- I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. — James Brown
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Communism is like one big phone company. — Lenny Bruce
- Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. — Lenny Bruce
- No one can earn a million dollars honestly. — William Jennings Bryan
- Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. — Yul Brynner
- The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. — Edmund Burke
- Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. — Carol Burnett
- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. — George Burns
- If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. — George Burns
- Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. — George Burns
- I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. — George Burns
- After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' — William S. Burroughs
- You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way. — Barbara Bush
- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign. — George W. Bush
- Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. — Samuel Butler
- Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. — Samuel Butler
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich