"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was……" — George Burns

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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More Age Quotes

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
We live in an age of instant knowledge. And there's almost a sense of entitlement to that. — J. J. Abrams
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age. — Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
I love things that age well - things that don't date, that stand the test of time and that become… — Giorgio Armani
I knew from the age of 16 that I wanted to be a writer because I just didn't think I… — Paul Auster
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. — Matthew Arnold
You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. — Victoria Abril
In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time.… — Brooks Atkinson
Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. — Margaret Atwood
For years I wanted to be older, and now I am. — Margaret Atwood

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