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Week Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use…
- I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
More Week Quotes
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- The climate suits me, and London has the greatest serious music that you can hear any day of the week in the… — David Attenborough
- My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I wanted to… — Jensen Ackles
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- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million. — Joe Baca
- The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of… — Joe Baca
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- I raced supremely well. I felt I was as well fitted to do it as I had ever been, and as perhaps… — Roger Bannister
- And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality… — Javier Bardem
- The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which… — Gerry Adams
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. — Joseph Addison