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- This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to…
- After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes…
- It was reported this week that a man who was proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge dropped the ring, causing it to fall…
- A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'
- Developers this week introduced the PUMA, a new two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle that they say is a fast, safe and clean way to show people…
- It was revealed this week that Harrison Ford is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. Unfortunately, the news came to light in the final…
- The first presidential debate took place last night, and earlier in the week Barack Obama said he would be at the debate whether John McCain…
- Pope Benedict delivered an anti-euthanasia message this week, saying that people must accept death at 'the hour chosen by God.' And then he rode away…
- Drew Gray, a 5-year-old in Illinois scored a hole-in-one at a par 3 golf course this week, though he still finished the day 229 over…
- John Hammons, a 19 year-old freshman at the University of Oklahoma, became the mayor of Muskogee this week, when he was the last person in…
- A Swiss man this week successfully tested a new device he built which is a retractable wing with four jet engines strapped to his back.…
- Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test.
- This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret…
- American Airlines on Wednesday canceled 2400 flights this week stranding 150,000 travelers as it inspected the wiring on some of its jets. Said one relieved…
- In anticipation of Pope Benedict's trip to New York next week, t-shirts, mugs, posters and Pope bobblehead dolls are going on sale all over the…
- It was reported this week that Luciano Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance at the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics because the bitter cold made it impossible…
- It was reported this week that director Roman Polanski's arrest on unlawful sex charges came as he arrived in Switzerland where he was to attend…
- A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night at…
More Week Quotes
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The climate suits me, and London has the greatest serious music that you can hear any day of the week in the… — David Attenborough
- My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I wanted to… — Jensen Ackles
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles
- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million. — Joe Baca
- The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of… — Joe Baca
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- I raced supremely well. I felt I was as well fitted to do it as I had ever been, and as perhaps… — Roger Bannister
- And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality… — Javier Bardem
- The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which… — Gerry Adams
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. — Joseph Addison