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- After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes…
- A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away…
- Police in Germany scrambled helicopters over a forest after getting reports of hysterical sounds that people thought were the cries of someone being murdered, but…
- Karta, an orangutan at a zoo in Australia, escaped from her enclosure on Sunday, after she short-circuited an electric fence and broke free. She then…
- Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which,…
- Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's name…
- A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his bicycle…
- A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child to sit on…
- A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as…
- In anticipation of Pope Benedict's trip to New York next week, t-shirts, mugs, posters and Pope bobblehead dolls are going on sale all over the…
- On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious when…
- A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check on their first…
More After Quotes
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
- It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has been recorded… — Hannah Arendt
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life. — Aristotle
- Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and… — Aristotle
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. — Arthur Ashe
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I… — Chinua Achebe
- They have not always elected the best leaders, particularly after a long period in which they have not used this facility of… — Chinua Achebe
- A word after a word after a word is power. — Margaret Atwood
- Their mothers had finally caught up to them and been proven right. There were consequences after all but they were the consequences… — Margaret Atwood