"A man in Florida is suing after he……" — Seth Meyers
"A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as an ascot."
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More Ascot Quotes
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Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
— Art Buchwald
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No sovereign, no court, no personal loyalty, no aristocracy, no church, no clergy, no army, no diplomatic service, no country…
— Henry James
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It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain.…
— Adolphe Menjou
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I like to accessorise shirts with a little ribbon tied round my collar or a country style ascot. I've also…
— Jessica Brown Findlay
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By the 1980s, practically no one under 60 in the real civilian world wore hats for anything except weddings, funerals…
— Peter York
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I took to wearing a black tie known as the Ascot, with long drooping ends. I had seen pictures of…
— Carl Sandburg
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