Seth Meyers Quotes
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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.
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People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
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My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
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Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the Over-Grown Garden State.
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This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to…
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After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes…
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car,…
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Three boys in southwest Michigan, who were looking for old bottles, discovered a bone from a mammoth. So they made a bong out of that…
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A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could exceed…
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Suspended NFL star Michael Vick told a bankruptcy court on Friday that his time in prison has given him a chance to think and he…
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It was reported this week that a man who was proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge dropped the ring, causing it to fall…
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New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg on Thursday praised the Reverend Al Sharpton calling him a 'calming influence on the city.' Wow. What are the odds…
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It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise appearance…
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A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'
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A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg.
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President Obama on Thursday night hosted what may be the first Seder in the White House. And, in a sign of popularity, Elijah showed up.
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A new study finds that almost one in five American 4 year olds are obese. Thanks in no small part to new Lunchables Extreme.
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Developers this week introduced the PUMA, a new two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle that they say is a fast, safe and clean way to show people…
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Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all of the food…
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