Best Seth Meyers Quotations
- Iran on Thursday agreed to open its newly revealed uranium enrichment plant to international inspectors in the next two weeks and to send most of… Agreed
- It was reported this week that director Roman Polanski's arrest on unlawful sex charges came as he arrived in Switzerland where he was to attend… Achievement
- According to the doctor who performed his autopsy report, Michael Jackson was mostly in fine physical shape when he died. The doctor then added, 'Oh-… According
- On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious when… Become Suspicious
- A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that… Adults
- It is being reported that Kate Hudson may be pregnant with boyfriend Alex Rodriguez's baby. If true it would be the first time A-Rod has… Alex
- A high school in Georgia has banned its cheerleaders from displaying football banners with biblical verses on them as school-sponsored groups cannot promote a particular… Back Push
- On Thursday a boy hid in a box. So, I guess that was a faster way to tell that story. Box
- Republican Senator Olympia Snowe warned Tuesday that while she crossed party lines to vote for the new health care bill in Committee, that doesn't mean… Adding
- Olympia Snowe's vote was hailed as a victory for bipartisanship. So now you only need one Republican to be bipartisan? Those are pretty low standards.… Bipartisan
- A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night at… Apartment
- President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama. Anti
- A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check on their first… Car
- A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar check in a church offering plate and for stealing a woman's wallet from… Arrested
- Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding night.… Ban
- It was announced that Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 Miss America pageant. This is an early boost to miss Connecticut, whose… America
- It was announced Friday that golf and rugby will be added to the Olympic Games in 2016. Though to save time they will be combined… Added
- The November issue of Playboy magazine will feature Marge Simpson on the cover. So I guess we'll finally find out if the beehive matches the… Beehive
- Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains… Banana
- President Obama reacted to his Nobel Peace Prize win saying, 'I accept this award as a call to action.' That's great, but just as a… Accept
- A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal of… Been
- A new report suggests that people in happy marriages are more likely to gain weight than people who are unhappily married. So if your spouse… Congratulations