"A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting……" — Seth Meyers

A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar… - Seth Meyers
"A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar check in a church offering plate and for stealing a woman's wallet from a pew. But you know what? A lot of people don't even go to church."

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