All Seth Meyers Quotes
- Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Morgan Freeman and Barbara Streisand will be recognized at the Kennedy Center Honors this December...as the worst version of The Who… Assembled
- John Hammons, a 19 year-old freshman at the University of Oklahoma, became the mayor of Muskogee this week, when he was the last person in… Became
- Britney Spears was involved in another car collision on Tuesday when she hit the back of an SUV in Beverly Hills. Damage was minimal though,… Another Car
- A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child to sit on… Australia
- A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as… Ascot
- Amy Winehouse was arrested Wednesday in connection with a video that allegedly shows her doing drugs at a party. Winehouse could be looking at real… Allegedly
- According to a new survey, the national average price for regular gasoline rose about 15 cents in the last two weeks. Meaning that if gas… According
- A Swiss man this week successfully tested a new device he built which is a retractable wing with four jet engines strapped to his back.… Built
- Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test. Admitted
- This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret… Affair
- An online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights advocacy group, is selling tea with Alan Greenspan for 11,000 dollars. Or,… Advocacy
- Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water.… Astronaut
- Hillary Andrews, a former Weather Channel anchorwoman, has won a sexual-harassment claim against Bob Stokes, her male co-anchor, whom she accused of repeatedly asking her… Accused
- New York's Edward Cardinal Egan celebrated Mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral on Sunday wearing a new golden robe given to him by Pope Benedict. So,… Benedict
- According to researchers a type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes. Though it more than… According
- Although many in Chicago were disappointed, with the decision of the International Olympic Committee, Cubs fans took the news best as they're used to hearing… Been
- Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu… All
- American Airlines on Wednesday canceled 2400 flights this week stranding 150,000 travelers as it inspected the wiring on some of its jets. Said one relieved… Airline
- The death Saturday of actor Charlton Heston has elicited tributes from many quarters including Nancy Reagan who called him 'an American hero,' President Bush, who… Actor
- In anticipation of Pope Benedict's trip to New York next week, t-shirts, mugs, posters and Pope bobblehead dolls are going on sale all over the… Admiration
- Two volunteer groups in Arizona have set up cameras on the Mexican border, so that people with fast internet connections can sign up to monitor… Arizona
- It was reported this week that Luciano Pavarotti lip-synched his final performance at the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics because the bitter cold made it impossible… Ate
- Police in Wisconsin are searching for three men who stole $24,000 dollars worth of Miller beer. $24,000 dollars worth of Miller? Did they steal all… All
- A topless photo of Carla Bruni, the model turned current French first lady, was sold at auction Thursday for 91,000 dollars, to someone who is… Auction
- A local government in Indonesia is attempting to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants. But if I know masseuses,… Asking