Speedo Quotes

17 quotes by 15 authors

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually… — Ryan Gosling
I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa? — Boy George
I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body. — Eric Shanteau
See you this Sunday in Miami Kane, I wonder how Paul will look in a speedo.. — Edge
Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian.… — David Duchovny
On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot. — Clive James
I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should. — Ryan Lochte
I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own… — Ryan Lochte
We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least. — Chuck Palahniuk
This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo. — Bill Maher
Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept… — Rick Riordan
Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my… — David Sedaris
To be honest, I just want to go somewhere where I can wear a white Speedo. — Johnny Weir
A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as… — Seth Meyers
Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus
So my goal from a year ago was to be in tip top speedo shape by this summer and that totally didn't happen but the… — Oscar Romero

Who Wrote These Speedo Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 17 Speedo Quotes as follows: