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David Sedaris has 225 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…
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Popular Speedo quotes from across the collection:
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I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle…
— Ryan Gosling
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I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?
— Boy George
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I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.
— Eric Shanteau
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See you this Sunday in Miami Kane, I wonder how Paul will look in a speedo..
— Edge
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Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it…
— David Duchovny
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On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.
— Clive James
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I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.
— Ryan Lochte
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I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start…
— Ryan Lochte
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We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.
— Bill Maher
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Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms…
— Rick Riordan
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Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a…
— David Sedaris
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