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- When will it be acceptable to walk away from someone after they reach their 140 character limit?
- I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.
- Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT!
- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?!
- Time spent after a test... 5% Re-checking answers 5% Erasing answers 90% waiting for someone else to hand their test in first
- Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false
- If your girlfriend still looks good in her Driving License ID, she'll still look good after marriage. You've got a survivor there.
- I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
- My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience
- I could have done way better - me, after posting any tweet
- They say that you make a first impression after the first 7 seconds. To avoid this, I always show up 7 seconds late.
- Red Bull does give you wings! After trying to 'fly' off a building and suing them for 50mil I'm flying all over the world in…
- I'm not the type to send flowers, I'm more the type to send a bitch home after we finish fucking.
- After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.
- After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never speak again.
- Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.
- It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate.
- HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;
- MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over
- MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot
- WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after.
- WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.
- A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.
- I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
- I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
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