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Week Quotes by Bill Maher
- Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate…
- Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney…
- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out. They…
- That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my…
- Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth…
- We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are…
- This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
- Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict…
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this…
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them…
- Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
- I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during…
- The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that…
- Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents…
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- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The climate suits me, and London has the greatest serious music that you can hear any day of the week in the… — David Attenborough
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles
- Wilson was once asked how long it took him to write a speech. He answered, 'That depends. If I am to speak… — Woodrow Wilson
- I did private study for about a month, five days a week, six hours a day. I came to understand the character… — Corin Nemec
- There was no pretention here, no hidden meanings in the phrases they spoke, no elaborate plans designed to impress the other. Though… — Nicholas Sparks
- The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which… — Gerry Adams