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- Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a…
- You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to…
- As long as I don't end up hosting a skin care commercial with Cher, I'm happy.
- How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and…
- President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.
- Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But…
- Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a…
- Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that…
- Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust…
- I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God…
- Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one…
- I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who likes other men…
- It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
More Up Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can… — Hannah Arendt
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Growing up, my ideals were Barbra Streisand, Cher, and my mom. — Kevyn Aucoin
- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster
- Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to swallow them… — Paul Auster
- Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside… — Diane Ackerman
- I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less OK, then… — Paul Auster
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong