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Tv Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
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