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Tv Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they…
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths…
- Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
- Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt,…
More Tv Quotes
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers must treat… — Joe Arpaio
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's… — Rowan Atkinson
- I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for… — Dave Attell
- Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s. — Dan Aykroyd
- I acted in millions of TV shows. — Sebastian Bach
- I'm a TV junkie. I'm always flipping through channels. — Sebastian Bach
- I'm not satisfied with the explanations I get from tv or from school. — Erykah Badu
- I was born in 1950 and watched science fiction and horror movies on TV and was always really fascinated by them. — Rick Baker