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- I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
- Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
- Why would anybody want a friend?
- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
- These pretzels are making me thirsty!
- What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
- Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
- The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
- I love being a dad. I just love it.
- If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
- People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.
- In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is,
- I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
- I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
- There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.
- What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
- Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
- The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
- I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
- Success is the enemy of comedy.
- I love advertising because I love lying.
- Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
- Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
- You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento