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- We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee…
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- Why would anybody want a friend?
- Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your…
- Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
- I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what…
- Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you…
- I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest…
- Men want to make women happy.
- I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just…
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
- The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
- My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
- Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to…
- If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
- Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
- I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless…
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