"If I want a long boring story with……" — Jerry Seinfeld
"If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life."
More Boring Quotes
- The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?' — Margaret Atwood
- Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive. — Paul Auster
- There is no singing anymore, everything is yelling and shouting and rapping and that is real boring to a guy… — Sebastian Bach
- I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but… — Tom Baker
- I have a fear of being boring. — Christian Bale
- Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you… — Christian Bale
- Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don't want to watch them on… — Alan Ball
- I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything… — J. G. Ballard
- I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring. — Javier Bardem
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry