"If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're……" — Jerry Seinfeld

"If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

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