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Thing Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday…
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love…
- There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention…
- Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
- I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and…
- Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous…
- Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
- To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
- The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
- The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car…
- The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- I just knew it was time to leave that thing where it was. Even though I still occasionally think about it, I still think I…
- There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.
- I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can…
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