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- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
- People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your…
- People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.
- I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality,…
- If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved
- There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention…
- Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
- People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.
- I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
- Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,
- People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
- I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and…
- I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
- I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't…
- The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because…
- I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
- Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
- When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
- What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you…
- Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up.…
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle