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- It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental…
- I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's…
- Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday…
- Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
- What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?
- I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what…
- What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we…
- You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When…
- So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is…
- You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind
- You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and…
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the…
- You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
- I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't…
- You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
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