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Thinking Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms,…
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your…
- I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should…
- I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what…
- So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What…
- What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we…
- And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love…
- The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold…
- Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in…
- I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality,…
- There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention…
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths…
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
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- I design for real people. I think of our customers all the time. There is no virtue whatsoever in creating clothing or… — Giorgio Armani
- I think the responsibility lies with the fashion world as a collective. We have to demand more variety. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- We tend to become what the most important person in our life thinks we will become. Think the best, believe the best,… — John C. Maxwell