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Thought Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have…
- Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came…
- I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought…
- I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain…
- People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though…
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- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
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- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour