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Thing Quotes by George Carlin
- One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
- One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
- The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you…
- The future will soon be a thing of the past.
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I…
- In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down,…
- You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
- It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard.…
- A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's…
- You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely…
- Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own…
- The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing…
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
- The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back,…
- I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
- When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
- The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought.…
- I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
More Thing Quotes
- It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has been recorded… — Hannah Arendt
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Pitching is always a weird, difficult thing. — J. J. Abrams
- It is the role of good journalism to take on powerful abusers, and when powerful abusers are taken on, there's always a… — Julian Assange
- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the one thing… — Billie Joe Armstrong