"One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk……" — George Carlin

"One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people."

— George Carlin

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546 Quotes by George Carlin

George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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A lot of actors are perfectionists, besides merely being egotists. — Eric Mabius
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us — Laurence J. Peter
I've seen men who thought they were brave turn out to be shameful cowards. Other people, who thought they were… — Unknown Author
Few of the great creators have bland personalities. They are cantankerous egotists, the kind of men who are unwelcome in… — David Ogilvy
We may divide thinkers into those who think for themselves and those who think through others. The latter are the… — Arthur Schopenhauer
Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists. — Chris O'Dowd
Conscience makes egotists of us all. — Oscar Wilde
If any student comes to me and says he wants to be useful to mankind and go into research to… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Strikers are egotists, selfish. We have to be. — Romario
SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing… — Ambrose Bierce
An egotist is especially hated by all other egotists. — Vikrant Parsai
Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. — Oscar Wilde

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