"You know something I could really do without?……" — George Carlin

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• It's essential to tell the truth at all times. This will reduce life's pain. Lying distorts reality. All forms of… — John Bradshaw
• Black people don't have an accurate idea of their history, which has been either suppressed or distorted. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
• People's real hopes and dreams can be distorted and misdirected and packaged until you're not sure what you really want… — Tracy Chapman
• I saw no African people in the printed and illustrated Sunday school lessons. I began to suspect at this early… — John Henrik Clarke
• There hasn't been anybody whose life has been picked apart and distorted as much as mine. — Hillary Clinton
• Our attitude determines how we evaluate our life's experiences. They determine how we evaluate ourselves. They also govern how we… — Dallin H. Oaks
• Most of us think we don't have enough time to exercise. What a distorted paradigm! We don't have time not… — Stephen Covey
• Walking the spiritual path properly is a very subtle process; it is not something to jump into naively. There are… — Chogyam Trungpa
• If his spirit is distorted he should simply fix it-purge it, make it perfect-because there is no other task in… — Carlos Castaneda
• Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify… — Martin Gardner
• I experimented with all possible maneuvers-loops, somersaults and barrel rolls. I stood upside down on one finger and burst out… — Jacques Yves Cousteau
• In a man's letters you know, Madam, his soul lies naked, his letters are only the mirror of his breast,… — Samuel Johnson

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