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- All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
- It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
- Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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