"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle……" — W.C. Fields
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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More Baffle Quotes
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one of 23 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Reincarnation contains a most comforting explanation of reality by means of which Indian thought surmounts difficulties which baffle the thinkers…
— Albert Schweitzer
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He who endeavors to serve, to benefit, and improve the world, is like a swimmer, who struggles against a rapid…
— Albert Pike
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Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out…
— Unknown Author
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Of all the wonderful things in the wonderful universe of God, nothing seems to me more surprising than the planting…
— Celia Thaxter
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Herschel Grynszpan's life was enigmatic, elusive and tragic. The traces he left on the historical record are just sufficient to…
— Janette Turner Hospital
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What a dull universe it would be if everything in it conformed to our expectations, if it held nothing to…
— Steven Pinker
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The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world.…
— W.C. Fields
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Few persons can be made to believe that it is not quite an easy thing to invent a method of…
— Edgar Allan Poe
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Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and…
— William Feather
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Problems of human behavior still continue to baffle us, but at least in the Library we have them properly filed.
— Anita Brookner
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Very well." He sat cross-legged on the floor of the cage. "You haven't run off so you want to talk.…
— Ilona Andrews
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It is my secrecy which makes you unhappy, my evasions, my silences. And so I have found a solution. Whenever…
— Anais Nin
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