"It is funnier to bend things than to…" — W.C. Fields
"It is funnier to bend things than to break them."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires,…
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In the past I have defended the right of the IRA to engage in armed struggle. I did so because…
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I want to still be able to garden while I can bend over.
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Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.
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Heart is what drives us and determines our fate. That is what I need for my characters in my books:…
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I produce the records. I don't hand over control to some really expensive producer who then talks to the record…
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We will not bend or fail until the blood of every last Jew from the youngest child to the oldest…
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Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and…
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Prayer does not mean that I am to bring God down to my thoughts and my purposes, and bend his…
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We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and…
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own…
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