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Stand Quotes by Jack Handey
- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some…
- I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred…
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you…
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