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- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to…
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
- Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
- Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
- In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down,…
- I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and…
- If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.
- There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.
- Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make…
- The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will…
- Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but…
- When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row…
- No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability.…
- I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or…
- A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's…
- The habits of liberals, their automatic language, their knee-jerk responses to certain issues, deserved the epithets the right wing stuck them with. I'd see how…
- Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
- Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
- Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just…
- I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less…
- A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when… — Aristotle
- To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does… — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage. — Julian Assange
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'm not going to conform to some consumer need. — Billie Joe Armstrong