"If I ever lose my mind I hope……" — George Carlin
"If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Ever Lose Quotes
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one of 43 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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In times of unrest and in an unstable economy, it is very easy to let your attitude slip and begin…
— Bob Proctor
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No eyes that have seen beauty ever lose their sight.
— Jean Toomer
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God has not abandoned us any more than he abandoned Job. He never abandons anyone on whom he has set…
— J I Packer
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O my Blessed God! let me climb up near to Him, and love, and long, and plead, and wrestle, and…
— David Brainerd
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Never, ever lose sight of the power of one individual American. They can have an unbelievable magnifying affect just by…
— H. L. Richardson
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Don't ever lose sight of your dreams. And, more importantly, reach for the stars.
— Debbi Fields
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Dont ever lose hope. Even when life seems bleak and hopeless, know that you are not alone.
— Nancy Reagan
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In the midst of these pleasing ideas we should be unfaithful to ourselves if we should ever lose sight of…
— Samuel Adams
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People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone, but the truth is you just never thought you’d…
— Taylor Swift
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No man should ever lose sleep over public affairs.
— Harold MacMillan
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It is certainly a wonderful, a brain-staggering conception... that our own stellar universe may be but one of hundreds of…
— Heber Doust Curtis
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How many solutions are found to family problems if we take time to reflect? If we think of a husband…
— Pope Francis
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