"I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If……" — George Carlin

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I… - George Carlin
"I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush."

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