Groom Quotes

49 quotes by 49 authors

By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You… — Conan O'Brien
You know how funerals are not for the dead, theyâ€™re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyâ€™re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray
Builders, raise the ceiling high, Raise the dome into the sky, Hear the wedding song! For the happy groom is near, Tall as Mars, and… — Sappho
I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature. — Terrell Davis
Companies who have been able to groom CEOs internally have done significantly better. We came to the conclusion that the quality of several of the… — Jorma Ollila
Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom. — William Cowper
The great affair, the love affair with life, is to live as variously as possible, to groom one's curiosity like a high-spirited thoroughbred, climb aboard,… — Diane Ackerman
What makes a good editor is staying the hell out of the way as much as possible. ... If you're a DC or Marvel or… — Mark Waid
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful. — Tim Allen
If marriages are said to be made in heaven then why search for grooms in hell. — Amit Abraham
I have formed the Mahendra Singh Dhoni Charitable Trust which organises cricket tournaments in Jharkhand to identify promising cricketers so that we can help groom… — Mahendra Singh Dhoni
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. — Reynolds Price
When I'm interviewing someone, I want to make sure that he thought enough to take care of himself - to dress appropriately and to groom… — Bill Rancic
I got a four year scholarship to Harvard, and while I was there they wanted to groom me for work in the Star Wars program… — Michio Kaku
Well being is a condition one has to groom, a condition one has to become aquainted with in order to seek it — Carlos Castaneda
I groom, but it doesn't take me a long time to get to what people see. — Wiz Khalifa
People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three… — Ann Landers
As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father… — Jessica Valenti
The bride, white of hair, is stooped over her cane Her faltering footsteps need guiding. While down the church aisle, with wan toothless smile, The… — Richard Armour

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