"You know how funerals are not for the……" — Bill Murray

"You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted."

— Bill Murray

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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. — Gaelen Foley
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert
I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. — Jon Secada

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