Bill Murray Quotes

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• And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't…
• The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
• To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."
• If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's…
• It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is gone. Never to…
• You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
• You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
• My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!
• My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.
• The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you…
• I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
• One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
• I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
• You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
• Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a…
• The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe....
• Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The…
• I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.…
• Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
• Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

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