All Bill Murray Quotes
- I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' Couple
- Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've… Able
- Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has. Enemy
- Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. Get Real
- Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to… Believe
- I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! Abuse
- We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it Cherries
- I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. Dog
- The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything. Better
- And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. Funny
- When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a… Chance
- I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. Inspirational
- Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.' Not comfortable, but… Age
- No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt… Addressed
- People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour. Badge
- Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. Acting
- In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you… Any
- I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of… Always Want
- I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. Bar
- I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or… All