All Bill Murray Quotes
- Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this… Bless
- I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the… Care
- If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question Answer
- I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so… Actually Grew
- Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Believe
- Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. Day
- Be available for life to happen. Available
- My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses Apollo
- The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive. Direct
- It's a lot of work to read a crummy script. Crummy
- Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. Every Moment
- I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making. Guy
- I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time… Available
- You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. Boring
- People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. Fake People
- The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. Add
- Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with… Friendship
- I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work. Always Get
- Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. Errors
- I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every time out. I… Been