All Bill Murray Quotes
- The studios don't seem to foster good writing. They're not so interested in that, but they're more interested in what worked most recently. They're definitely… All
- There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you… Avoid
- Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. Beat
- The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a… Acting
- There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job… Acting
- I'm over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you're in trouble. It's like wanting to be married - you'll… Acting
- You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form… Acting
- There's definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It's a nice gift, but there's a lot of wrapping and… Acting
- Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they… Acting
- When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I'm just trying to… Acting
- My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins… Acting
- When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. First Relationship
- One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal. Aspects
- Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being… Better
- The studios don't seem to foster good writing. They're not so interested in that, but they're more interested in what worked most recently. They're Foster
- You really don't throw a football with your arm, you throw with your legs. You have to have good balance and a good base. Arm
- I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find out there's no… All
- Iraq has a lot of critical needs. It's got to come up with budgetary resources to finance health care, education and other important public services.… Budgetary
- As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet. Concerned
- Now that I'm mature...yet still somehow childlike, I can't really let it roll like that any more, but I've certainly met different women who have… Any