Bachelor Party Quotes

13 quotes by 11 authors

You know how funerals are not for the dead, theyâ€™re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyâ€™re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer
Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldnâ€™t be more eager to have mine… — Stephenie Meyer
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky
Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know,… — Jay Leno
Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella, or we're coming… — Twilight
If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party? — Amanda Roberts
?5 Missed Calls From my Mate, I Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. — Curly_girl
I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil — The Hangover 2
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a… — The Hangover 2

Who Wrote These Bachelor Party Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 13 Bachelor Party Quotes as follows: