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- You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray
- I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party — Bruce Willis
- Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
- I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. — Johnny Knoxville
- Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer
- Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager… — Stephenie Meyer
- We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper… — Bill Brasky
- Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of… — Jay Leno
- Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella,… — Twilight
- If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party? — Amanda Roberts
- ?5 Missed Calls From my Mate, I Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. — Curly Girl
- I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil — The Hangover 2