Bachelors Quotes

143 quotes by 112 authors

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. — Jane Austen
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. — Francis Bacon
There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore de Balzac
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholom Aleichem
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong
I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I am fairly well off and… — Eric Clapton
The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde
What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son… — Jason Biggs
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne
Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?. — Louis Gustave Vapereau
It was inspiring to learn of the new Bachelor of Environmental Studies Program, and I congratulate you for it. Singapore is geographically in the right… — E. O. Wilson
I congratulate NUS for launching a new degree, a bachelor of environmental studies. This is a most timely initiative. One of the biggest challenges facing… — Tommy Koh
No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind. — Gaelen Foley
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert
You know how funerals are not for the dead, theyâ€™re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyâ€™re for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Daniel Tosh
I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. — Jon Secada

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